PayPal Logo
Newsletter
* E-mail Address:
* Name:
Join us on Facebook

Birthday Cards

Funny and rude cards that would be suitable for a birthday. Hence the word Birthday followed by the word Cards. Remember, all cards now come with FREE FIRST CLASS DELIVERY!

All cards are A5 sized (148mm x 210mm) and have a silk finish. But don't forget the old Irish proverb: Put silk on a goat, and it is still a goat. (We're not even sure what it means, but if it doesn't literally apply here, then it will never apply anywhere.)

Display: List / Grid
Show:
Sort By:
The Other One
Yeah, we thought it was clever too. Not very funny, but very clever... Okay, mildly clever... (Also a contender for the worlds longest card.)
£2.25
Based on 1 reviews.
Say Hi To Your Mum
Interested to know under what circumstances it's acceptable to send this card. We advise not sending this to your sibling... Or a relative... Or yourself...
£2.25
Based on 1 reviews.
Birthday Trump
Toilet humour at its most mediocre...
£2.25
Based on 1 reviews.
Ayup Doggy
No, we dont really get this one either...
£2.25
Based on 1 reviews.
BIRTHDAYGOAT!
BIRTHDAYGOAT is a happy chap as today is his birthday! And so was yesterday. And so is tomorrow!
£2.25
Based on 2 reviews.
Who's Fit
Again, not a card to send to a sibling (or any relative for that matter)...
£2.25
Based on 2 reviews.
Ultimate Games Compendium
While away those hours with this amazing games compendium.
£2.25
Based on 1 reviews.
Tosspot
What on earth is this card? Pretty pointless, but also to the point. Almost like we put very little thought into this one. Almost...
£2.25
Based on 1 reviews.
To Do List
By coincidence, this is also our bucket list...
£2.25
Based on 1 reviews.
Rubbish Card
For occasions where you just can't be arsed getting anything...
£2.25
Based on 1 reviews.
Worlds Worst Birthday Card
It's not very good!
£2.25
Based on 1 reviews.
Pooface
Inspired by overhearing children trading insults. Better than any insult we could have made up anyway...
£2.25
Based on 2 reviews.
Hangman Envelope
d__khe_d. Slightly offensive yet also slightly inoffensive. (Plus we bottled out of any four letter ones...)
£2.25
Based on 1 reviews.
Birthday Things To Spot
Life is hard and to make it harder you can impose this quiz on the birthdayee
£2.25
Based on 1 reviews.