Funny and rude cards that would be suitable for a birthday. Hence the word Birthday followed by the word Cards. Remember, all cards now come with FREE FIRST CLASS DELIVERY!
All cards are A5 sized (148mm x 210mm) and have a silk finish. But don't forget the old Irish proverb: Put silk on a goat, and it is still a goat. (We're not even sure what it means, but if it doesn't literally apply here, then it will never apply anywhere.)
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Yeah, we thought it was clever too. Not very funny, but very clever... Okay, mildly clever... (Also a contender for the worlds longest card.)
Interested to know under what circumstances it's acceptable to send this card. We advise not sending this to your sibling... Or a relative... Or yourself...
Toilet humour at its most mediocre...
No, we dont really get this one either...
BIRTHDAYGOAT is a happy chap as today is his birthday! And so was yesterday. And so is tomorrow!
Again, not a card to send to a sibling (or any relative for that matter)...
While away those hours with this amazing games compendium.
What on earth is this card? Pretty pointless, but also to the point. Almost like we put very little thought into this one. Almost...
By coincidence, this is also our bucket list...
For occasions where you just can't be arsed getting anything...
It's not very good!
Inspired by overhearing children trading insults. Better than any insult we could have made up anyway...
d__khe_d. Slightly offensive yet also slightly inoffensive. (Plus we bottled out of any four letter ones...)
Life is hard and to make it harder you can impose this quiz on the birthdayee